You know when you are fat
Tuesday, October 27, 2009 | Author: Joseph Thankachan
1)When you look to buy new clothes the common reason being you can’t fit a medium size shirt
2)When you can’t wear a tie, the mere idea of the tie suffocates you
3)When you start noticing ads such as gain 6 pack abs, reduce 10 kgs something you always missed in the past
4)When you go to the gym with your friend to ask about the plans you become the apple of the receptionist until you tell her that its not you, but your friend (who coincidentally is way thinner than you) who's looking for the gym
5)Whenever you talk to your mom she talks about diet plans and going for a jog
6)When you realize that with the chairs breaking around you, you could be blamed for and hence you think twice before sitting on a plastic chair
7)When you realize you can’t fit into that old helmet of yours
8)When people stop inviting you at parties or every goddamn joke ends on you and your prosperous belly
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5 comments:

On October 27, 2009 at 11:59 PM , Charu said...

he he .. what if your folks see ur recent pics and say you are fat ... is that counted as well??

 
On October 28, 2009 at 12:10 AM , Abhi said...

come on man.. u r not fat as long as u can still fit in that plastic chair.. till u can still wear that tie.. when u can fit in any shirt! ;)

 
On October 28, 2009 at 12:10 AM , Joseph Thankachan said...

@Charu thats point number 9 thanks :) :)

 
On October 28, 2009 at 1:11 AM , Charu said...

Oh.. that means i need to start exercising ;)

 
On October 28, 2009 at 9:19 PM , Joseph Thankachan said...

and the list continues...............

 
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