The Retro Flix Review: Ankhiyon ke Jharokhon Se (1978)
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 | Author: Joseph Thankachan
I wanted to do this retro movie review since some time; finally after getting motivated from a friends blog, I decided to pen down reviews of some good old forgotten movies. Now these movies are in a different league altogether; they didnt have the benefit of today's CGI or VFX or any other technology for that matter, a lot of innovation when you dont have technology at your disposal, when a death defying stunt meant really a dangerous act, where the whole movie depended on the characters of the film and a lot on an engrossing script (which today is very redundant). I barely manage to find these movies on air nowadays admist a deluge of dubbed movies or repeated telecast of a new flop/blockbuster movie (dabangg is still aired almost every weekend by colors). I must attribute my love for movies to the retro ones aired by the then telecast mammoth DD.
Anywys in my long list of retro movies Ankhiyon ke Jharokhon se (akjs) was one in its kind. The first thing that hit me was the melodious album. I guess Rajshri always emphasized on importance of good soundtracks of all of their productions. I was told the soundtracks were a huge hit that days and till date are very much hummable.
The second thing was the script, it reminded me a lot of the movie a walk to remember, a beautiful love story which is headed to a tragic ending, akjs was lot more than a walk to remember. while the latter just focuses on the love story and the chemistry between the two leads, akjs is lot more than just the chemistry between the two main protagonists. Its relies heavily on the chemistry between the other characters, dad son, mom n daughter, dad n daughter in law, friends. The story starts off with Sachin being the hero of the class, always coming first in his class, only this time he loses out to a newcomer, Ranjeeta. Jealousy and ego makes way, few pranks are played, a bit of hatredness n a bit of competitiveness but our protagonists ultimately end up in love. In between there is this wonderful song, 30 years back Rajshri had shot a song using freeze motion technique (where all the subjects are frozen up mid way and only the protagonists are in action). To me this was an amazing discovery, I never thought anyone used that technique in Indian cinema. Today technolgy can easily give you that effect but 30 years back they did it without any help. Just Classic. anyways back to the plot they decide to get married and thats when tragedy strikes, the girl is diagnosed with leukemia cancer in its final stages. Lots of emotional drama form up the chunk of climax which is done really well by two not so well actors of that time. The way both the bubbly characters transform from college like characters to ones in love to the ones who are about to loose someone close is really very well done.
Sachin does his part really well, his bubbly character is as much enjoyable as is his coming of age mature one who is about to loose his loved one. Ranjeeta who before this movie was just about unknown, pulls off her character very well. She plays the character of a girl who's bugged / ragged since she s a newcomer but manages to prove her superiority before all. You will easily connect with her "the girl next door" image. Her role was highly acclaimed by all post the release of the movie. Sachin's dad, Ranjeeta's mom, friends, the doctor uncle all have their equal share and manage to connect with the viewer.
Overall the movie is one of my faves and I would recommend it to all who are fans of retro Indian flicks. Happy viewing.
Mausam: the bakwaass movie of the year (hope so)
Saturday, September 24, 2011 | Author: Joseph Thankachan
In a time when watching 1.5 hours long movie can in itself be a pain, imagine a torture that extends to 3 hours. Well Mausam is gonna subject you to such kinda torture. Painful, slow torture leading to a traumatized state of mind, a state which has made me hate words linked to Mausam like Awesome Mausam, suhana mausam or anything related to movies. I m so traumatized I m taking a sabbatical from movies. If i were to rewrite 3 mistakes of my life, Mausam would easily defeat the others in contention.

Where did it go wrong?? in just about everything, from the script, acting, to an amazing climax (which deserves a "Razzie" I shall come to it in the end) everything was screwed. Mausam is a series of unfortunate events that happens to our protagonists Shahid aka Harry and Sonam aka Ayaat. Now this series involves all the sad events that happened in India for the past 2 decades, right from Kashmiri Pandits exodus to Ayodhya, to Mumbai blasts, Kargil, ending up in riots stage in Ayodhya. Not to forget the script goes international and includes 9/11 affecting the lives of our protagonists as well; So you see all sad events are related to these unfortunate two. This movie can be shown to kids in History classes as a reference to the unfortunate events that happened in India. The script is really loose and presents you an irritating rollercoaster ride in terms of highs and lows. I mean you may ve just encountered a nicey nicey happy scene, then suddenly out of nowhere tragedy strikes and we are staring at horror stricken faces or sad ones and then just like that the happy happy jolly good scenes return. Secondly, the entire film is so slow that you can watch first 30 mins (the only watchable part) return back "after the climax" and you will find nothing has changed. Why m I stressing on the awesome climax? Because in the climax when our protagonists end up in a abandoned mela after being set ablaze by rioters, the viewers are subjected to 3 main characters and some amazing kickassery after that. the characters being: Our hero who has a paralyzed arm due to an air crash, a kid who is stranded on a Ferris wheel suspended mid way with his dead mother (didnt understand how the mother died) and a horse. To make things more complicated our paralyzed hero saves the horse (not to ride it but just to save it) and also the kid with his miraculously healed arm (clap. clap. clap) so the audience is shown the caring nature of our hero for animals and human alike which was so essential you see.
In terms of acting only Shahid does ok along with Aditi Sharma (she s goood). Sonam is really really bad when it comes to acting. She can best be a model, I dont understand whats up with the fake laughter. All she does is laugh hysterically in happy scenes or scream in sad ones.
Overall Mausam is a sad and a total devastating watch. dont watch it even if somebody pays for it.


The Wedding Blues
Friday, March 04, 2011 | Author: Joseph Thankachan
Epilogue
First of all to set things clear and to exonerate my parents I shall clear them first. Its my parents wish that I should get married asap, n dis wish didnt cultivate in a day or so, it started the very day I got my joining letter (so you see I m sort of fighting a lone battle). And to top it all, a few years back it was the Marriage wave that apparently most of my friends were riding; the thing that makes it a really catch 22 situation for me is that many of them were 85 born, a fact that I have been strongly opposing before my parents. Currently the wave that my friends are riding is the first born kids wave, although this is out of syllabus I thought of informing you about the dynamic environment.

Although my parents wish aint wrong, given the huge age difference that we have, nor m I ridiculing them. Here I will just try to portray the particular "cold feet" that guys usually suffer from when they hear marriage. Not that I have already seen a girl or that my girlfriend has proposed me for marriage, but its because of my parents' continuous, persistent pestering that has got me over the edge. This cold feet is something I have already introduced it to my readers in the last part of my blog "Mere Yaar ki Shaadi hain".

You may think I m extrapolating the facts too much but to make you believe that I m in a state of crisis I shall present 2 incidents which rocked my life.

Chapter 1: The Nightmare
It so happened that on a beautiful Sunday night, a dream turned my world upside down, atleast in the dream. I could literally feel the shivers running down my spine. I was staring at my own wedding card (WTF), the date being someday in February which was just 20 days away (I was dreaming in Jan). I was stunned, what the hell m I doing here? I have a life to live, I have to explore places, I have to spend the weekends with friends, loitering around here and there and now!!! I can't. Now by nature I m not a very long term relationship holder you see, so here I m staring at my own wedding card and my entire life I will have to be committed to this one person, my entire life???!!!!! The mere thought was already disturbing my volatile mental state. I decided to take the exit route. I had not even seen the girl's name on the card. Even if twas Anne Hathaway (I think m exaggerating a bit, ok lets take) even if twas Angelina Jolie (ah too much you may say a married woman, final choice not changing it any more after all its my blog) even if twas Natalie Portman asking me to marry her, I wasn't going to marry now, leave alone checking out the name.
So I tell my dad "I m not marrying her"
My dad is stunned, he says, "You yourself agreed for the marriage, the girl is your choice, everybody had opposed it but you were relentless and now you are coming with this BS. Hell no, the date is fixed and you are going to marry her."
Me: "But da...."
Dad: "No buts, no ifs, you think its all a joke. Everything is done according to your wish. We have accepted the girl and the girl's side also would have done their preparations. No arguments"
Dejected I stared back at my own demise, my blatant fall. This couldn't be happening to me, I pinched myself to wake up, I slapped myself, whatever I did the truth was before me. I was getting married in 20 days and as its said the truth is bitter very bitter, so gulping down that bitter potion I drudged off, my stomach churning, with heavy feet praying to God for a miracle. And the miracle happened I woke up. 

Now if you think that wasnt enough here's te second one

Chapter 2: When the lie thats meant to save your neck does exactly the opposite
Well I have this weekly call with my parents, where we discuss anything to everything, but one thing remains constant. "Have you gone to the church???". Now friends I have a totally different view on church and its activities, not that I don't believe in God anymore or that I find church a horrible place. The reality is that no matter what it is, how good the preacher is, I sleep in the church. Now wont God be happy that I sleep in my house than going to church and sleep in his house, no right. So I usually don't go to the church. So whenever my mom calls me I give the standard answer. "YES". It was one of those routine days when we were having this call and mom puts this usual stuff and I answer it casually as always. Well this time something more happened, the lie that was supposed to save me turned against me. She asked, "So you must be knowing when is the Marriage Preparatory Course scheduled to happen??". To all readers who dint know what a Marriage Preparatory Course MPC if I may call is, it is a course that is done by 2 individuals who are going to get married as the name suggests, or by folks who are in line for this. The MPC is conducted every few months or so, and if supposing someone is having a quick marriage they have other quick sessions, something like crash course. And the best thing is that this thing holds validity as a bus pass without which you cannot take a ride, I mean that without taking the course you are not eligible for a Catholic wedding. (I always wished they had some sort of a test at the end of it and I would flunk every time, not that I know the course curriculum). So back to the chapter when my mom asked me the question, the first thought that raced through my head was not that I should tell a lie and escape but "WHY ME". I can understand if I m getting married in a few months time or if I will marry my gf but without any of these conditions being apparent I was forced to ask "WHY ME". Then she started off about the benefits of all these and I knew this was going nowhere unless I find a quick exit strategy. So I blurted out, "Mom next month, and I ll attend". Now a bit of a lie is fine cause in the end I wanted to bail out of the conversation immediately or I risked being eliminated for ever. Anyways when the date would have approached I would have told Mom (had she asked me about it) that it was cancelled cause no one was marrying not the season (sorry for that horrible excuse, maybe you can help me script a better one, but the point is I still have time). 


Conclusion
So you see the sad state of "affairs" (huh if only I had one) I m in. My bachelorhood is in real peril and I will save it come what may. Until yesterday when I came to know that my parents are coming down next month......wonder what reason I ll have to give them about the MPC, time is running out....

note: this is again part fiction and part reality. all the abridged parts are created just for time pass, no offence meant to the Church esp or its activities, just got over a fight regarding this 
The travelogue
Thursday, March 03, 2011 | Author: Joseph Thankachan
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