yadA yadA hi dharmasya gLAnirbhavati bhArata |
abhyutthAnamadharmasya tathAtmAnam s.rjAmyaham ||
abhyutthAnamadharmasya tathAtmAnam s.rjAmyaham ||
As most of you would be aware about above phrase from Geeta, which in fact summarizes the jist of Mahabharatha. Now the reason I put this here is not because it is what Rajneeti tries to forcefit into its script, the actual reason is coz this movie forced me out of my slumber. So basically pissed with the Kauravas (here the movie Rajneeti), I (Krishna, forgive me to brand myself a God) m here to kill a movie which has literally stolen my peace for 3 hours. Its fun to critique a movie which has been rated high by critics all over and has become the blockbuster of this year. I usually write reviews on movies which have moved me. Rajneeti moved me cause I saw the death of the potential of so many stars, complete slander of logic and many other things. Rajneeti was a big rollercoaster ride for me (3 hours of tight sequence of events, some of which were totally irrelevant).
The movie starts off with Naseeruddin Shah and the One Night Stand between the then CMs daughter with Nasseruddin Shah who s fighting against the government.Now just to show the parallel btw Surya bhagwaan and Kuntis love and their alleged offspring Karna, Prakash Jha has to insert this scene of ONS. WHAAAAT!! Naseeruddins role is lmtd to this only ONS common gmme a break. What follows after that is a series of I m CM, m marrying my daughter to the younger brother of another political family to increase my political career, the young brother has 2 sons, one goes to US the other takes care of the family politics (he s a true brat takin advantage of a woman- totally deranged who slips her saree every microsec for a party ticket), the elder brother who s head of the party has a son who acts deranged. U mst b wondering whr our dear Katrina is, wait for te moment ppl, m sorry to disappoint u but she s der only for sm few mins. Sad but its ok so moving to next important character of Nana. This entire family is supported by a smart modern age Krishna i.e. Nana Patekar. It took me approx half an hour to understand who's who and incase u think m a bit slow, there were others in te theatre who voiced te same, so every1 cant b tht dumb.
So the sequence of events goes on and u c Ranbir (modern Arjun) returning back to India for his Tauji's bday celeb whn things go awry. Tauji (aka modern Dhritrastra) suffers a major heartattack, passes his legacy to his younger bro (modern Pandava father of Ranbir and Arjun Rampaal), son of Tauji Manoj Bajpai gets irritated on not being cast as the leader, merges with Ajay Devgan (modern Karna), kills his chacha (dad of Ranbir and blah), frames Arjun as rapist (that demented brain dead lady u remember I introduced at the beginning), Ranbir thinks like Arjun gets brother to sign the resignation papers of Party secretary, convinces Manoj Bajpai that they r leaving to U.S., Manoj drops charges, Ranbir ullu banaying him, they stay back, project Arjun Rampaal as the head, blah blah blah, Katrina marrying Arjun, Ranbirs asli pyaar phorener coming to India, they making out, Ranbir knows that Ajay has killed his dad, but Ajay kills Arjun Rampaal and the phoren maam who s carrying Ranbirs kid (another Karna in the making, but thanks to the bomb no second Mahabharatha), then blah blah blah, Katrina is the CM candidate now, she gets sympathy votes (her campaign speech is nothing but horrible, I m sure if she delivers the speech as she does in the movie she wont even garner one vote), meanwhile Ranbir and Nana manage to kill Manoj and Ajay.
Uff the first half save the first 15 mins is good to watch, will keep u tied to ur seats, not boring without any songs, but falls horribly in its second half. The movie treats you to serious logic errors, I mean u r showing a political rivalry but no role of opposition party WTH (ok I understand its a family's political rivalry but no opposition party s totally blah), bomb blasts, killing a SP, CM candidate is all child's play, and upon that I ll marry u, no no wait I ll get u married to my brother because ur father wants his daughter to get married to the future CM, and then there s this scene whr a sad Nana gets into the Operation Theater where actually one s going on WHATTTT!!!!
The saving grace is the twits and turns (which are overdone a bit), Ranbir's acting, a cool Nana Patekar and the best acting by the paralyzed modern Drithrastra (kidding). There are a lot of negatives to this movie but I wish not to hurt my fingers writing it.
Rajneeti watch it (if u r too adventurous) expecting no logic. U can actually predict the plot and the subsequent scenes and would come out wondering whether u were too clever for the movie. With this I (future Krishna) sign off, I ve killed the movie, hopefully
