The art of Christening a Mallu
Wednesday, April 28, 2010 | Author: Joseph Thankachan
I know by writing this blog I ll be creating a lot of foes in my fraternity i.e. the mallu clan, but since I m branded as a fake mallu (one who has a mallu root but doesn’t know a shit about anything like language, places etc etc) I decided to unravel the mystery behind the strange mallu names.

The queerness for these names popped when I met a girl named Shavy my junior, for a second I was taken aback when she introduced herself to me, I asked her to repeat in case I heard it wrong. The second time I cudnt hold back my laughter much to the disappointment of my junior who after that incident never talked to me. During the course of my stay in Bangalore I came across more such unique names rather I was flooded with such people. For a majority of my time I used to wonder what is the meaning of these names, how could parents name a kid which sounded soooooo funny.

So one day while trying to unravel the secrets I happened to visit this one blog called “Eavesdropping on Mallu Names” by Nikhil http://blog.nikhil.co.in/2007/07/eavesdropping-on-mallu-names.html

HAPPY READING FOLKS ( I have a quiz at the end of the post enjoy!!!)

In school I used to wonder what the name of a classmate Jiss meant. Since I knew my name had a meaning, I had this obsession during those times that all names should have meanings. But having spent a huge part of my life in Kerala this obsessive disorder died a slow death or had to.
I have heard of a doctor by name Tiny Nair.I had a senior in school by name Jerry. Sanish and Sanish were close friends of mine in school. The name Snith may sound like a typo, but have a friend from school by this name. There are some names which may sound to have Sanskrit roots like Ajesh or a Rejish. When translated Ajesh would mean god of goats.
Baby is a very common unisexual name/pet name among Mallu Christians.Don’t tell me you do not know atleast one Baby uncle /Baby aunty!!!
I have heard names like Joy, Job, Happy, Healthy, Shine, Shiny, Kavin, Bejoy. One does not need to live for long in Kerala to meet a Siji or a Biji or a Liji or the names ending with a Ju or a Jo.There was a time when lots of people had Kumar as their second names. Somewhere came the era of four lettered names.
And someone thought its cool, others thought the same and that ushered in the age of little names. A suffix mon(son) or mol(daughter) were added either to reinforce the gender or to show a little more affection to their kids.By the time these people grew up, they hated their names as much to file applications at the nearest notary for a name change.
Ignorance of some parents gave blissful kids lucky and classy names like Shitty(eeks!!!),Percy, Booby(whoa!), Dickson(oh my!!!),Blessy, Bright(really!).Some names would have been better if the people lived in some other part of world. A Tito, Prince, Fidel etc would have been not so weird elsewhere as much as in Malluland.

Many lucky souls were named so thanks to their parents’ whose names were remotely Biblical. The thought that such names are passé crept into them and so they combined parts of their names and named the kid. My friend Cijo’s parents CIcily and JOse would have had an easy time naming him.The Mallu liking for short names can be seen in names ending with ji(Siji,Liji, Biji etc) or jo(Lijo,Cijo,Bijo) or the ju(try any combos as you wish)
Amma as the second name existed in Central and South Kerala a generation back. These ladies must have had a tough time having an oldie name even in primary school! Though Amma ceased to exist in the Mallu names database, Kuttan and Kutty found a place as the second names.
A lot of these creative(?) and meaningful(?) names are unisex, for eg. a Shiji can be of either gender! Long live the society that doesn’t bias between genders.
I am lucky to have met people with names like Happy, Job, Pretty, and even a Betty! (Trust me, her parents did know the character). Sajin, Shibin Dibin,Bibin, and even Justin etc were the IN names at some point of time. There are some names which are Mallu version of European names or their smaller versions, like a Lissy (Lizy).

Long live the Mallu’s creativity or lack of it in naming kids!

So now that you have gone a fullscale training I have a quiz for u now, guess the parents names for the following names 

Phijo (Philomena and Joseph)
Litto (Lilly and Thomas)
Shebin (Shelly and Bina) now dont ask how Shelly got the name I have trained u on this 



To know the answers just select the entire text



The beautiful world of PJ's: an art that has been highly mistaken
Friday, April 09, 2010 | Author: Joseph Thankachan
My last post was on Thursday, March 11, 2010. It took me about a month to write a new one, I was short of ideas. Movies watching at theaters was at a decline thanks to IPL 3, I didnt want to write on IPL. I wondered and wondered yet couldnt figure out what I should be writing on. The last post was my take on the world and I had decided to follow it up with something light but what?? I was on the verge of tearing my hair off the scalp thinking for a new one, when a sudden flash of genius. I decided to write a compilations of something we do best at office. PJ's or Poor Jokes which are shunned by the intellectuals, loathed by the critics of humor yet loved by us. What noone understands is its a flash of a genius. Its based on quick thinking something which our parents and teachers and the world tried to make us do. Its based on irrational logic something what artists and philosophers and the proponents of religion do. Its underlying concept is bringing humor, humor which is needed so badly by the world. So how in the earth could PJ's be loathed. Before I drag it too long and drive you off my blog, I'll introduce you to some of the most innovative PJ's by my near and dear ones. You have a choice: loathe it or love it

(all these PJ's are proprietary of their respective owners, though they have been forthrightly plagiarized I extend my heartfelt thanks to all the geniuses Can't stop my tears... sob sob)

PJ 1: I went to watch Avatar in 3D three times why???

To watch One D at a time


PJ 2: Why are Sharukh's movies hit in India and abroad

He's the only actor to have done Swadesh and Pardes


PJ 3: If my name is Jo how can I be Kambhakt Ishq

Haven't you heard the song "Kambhakt Ishq hain Jo"


PJ 4: Which bird is from the Dosa family

Robin Uthappa



I would like to thank the makers of these superb earthmoving enlightening PJ's "Deepti, Arun and Aadi", without you guys the world would have been such an ignorant lot.


Would like to make a special mention of "Appy" who has been at the receiving end of such enlightenment almost all the time and who still refuses to appreciate the art

P.S. PJ's might have been slightly abridged so as to prevent people having a heart-attack after reading them
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